Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

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Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

Listen to a little brother and partner said, middle-aged women cannot annoy, Zhibuding which one is your mother-in-law. The bus and a middle-aged woman took a seat today because of a dispute, the afternoon see the future mother-in-law got retribution......

The old man across the road, a van down. When Uncle pat body stood up again, next to people think is a fall, no matter what. Who knows the idiot driver opened the window and shouted: "old eight calf, you blind! "This old man with profound look at the driver immediately lay down! Later I heard that the driver to lose money selling cars!Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute
Now I sit on the train. A man took off his shoes, the opposite. Lying in bed on the phone, feeling very bad, I smell the smell of big feet. He said: brother, can use the quilt. The brother says: stand out, paralysis. I did not care for him, just silently take off shoes. After a few seconds, the man went out. Until now has not come back. How is he?

Just when the practice of the car, coach very seriously said to me: "Xiao Tang ah, you can at least 5000 after a car." I heard, thought he had acquaintances have discounts on selling cars, very happy and asked: "why? "The coach said:" you can not buy a car with a mirror, no mirror in the car to save money ah, anyway, you never see the mirror!" I。。。Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

Today to accompany his girlfriend by bus, because there is no seat and are sitting next to the old man, his girlfriend carsick lying in my arms, I saw an old man beside a little older, I ventured to say: "uncle, my wife is pregnant, can you stand it? We'll get off." Uncle very readily agreed, my girlfriend suddenly shouted: "dad!......" Uncle when the face is green! Look at me, was scared.........

A group of employees at the end of the party, no raise no promotion even the year-end bonus has been cancelled, going to a heavy drinker. The waiter on a bottle of wine, we see the wine name, tears streamed down her face, there are people cry on each other's shoulder a. The waiter on a bottle of wine.Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

Eat spicy to go, the waiter came to the number of child accounts. He looked at the table, looked at me, surprised and asked: "you come in more than two hours, eat a bunch?" I did not answer, just pointed sticks on the table. He reluctantly said: "well, the total is 80 fen." "Do not find!" I handed him a piece of money, I just made carrying a bamboo basket and went out.

I think the wife indecent outside, go home I seriously want to say: you are really suspicious! The slip of the tongue, say: you are really unnecessary! Your first point of praise, my father-in-law brought people...Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

My sister-in-law is a slow coach, how slow it, if you see her at eight o'clock in the morning to wash the cabbage, cut pork, then You'll see. noon must eat this dish.

Wife home, happy to say: "my husband found my driving skill is getting better and better." Husband??? A few days later, his wife said: "my husband found work, not my driving skill is good, others hide so well......"Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

Eat skewers on the roadside, I asked: "do you have the receipt?" The boss is not very friendly and said: "no." I asked: "that's not invoice, the fraction of it?" He put down his fan, looked at me and said: "brothers, if you have no money with you. You say you eat two gluten a kebab, altogether 4 dollars, you let me wipe what!?Funny: bus and a middle-aged woman sitting today because the seats dispute

God wants me to go to dinner, I quietly answered, "no, but you don't love me" God said excitedly "who said that?" I don't you love me "a time of happiness?" Men of God "! I want to know who told you this thing!!!"

Said a former girlfriend..... At that time I also go to school, she said enough to pocket money, then bought a treasure to buy things, let me help her return, then the seller refund shipping into her pocket...